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Fredrick Mutiso
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Sep 24, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Sep 8, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Sep 5, 2024
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Makame
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jun 11, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Leila
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 28, 2024
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Amir
Guest
May 23, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 22, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Maimuna
Guest
May 17, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mashaka
Guest
May 16, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 11, 2024
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 22, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Shukuru
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Mtumwa
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Hashim
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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John Mushi
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Hashim
Guest
Jan 23, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Mgeni
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Dec 19, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
😆 That punchline!
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Maneno
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Nov 1, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Rabia
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 15, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Nahida
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Shukuru
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
