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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 11, 2024
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 9, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Shabani
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Aug 25, 2024
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 20, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 19, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 18, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Aug 17, 2024
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Abdillah
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Chum
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Warda
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Sekela
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Mustafa
Guest
May 30, 2024
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 10, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 7, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Alice Mrema
Guest
May 3, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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David Nyerere
Guest
Mar 22, 2024
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Mar 8, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Maida
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Dec 19, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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George Wanjala
Guest
Sep 29, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Sep 29, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
