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Mhina
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Sep 5, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 1, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 26, 2024
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Aug 17, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 25, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 16, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 7, 2024
😆 Still cracking up!
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Zulekha
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Selemani
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
May 30, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 29, 2024
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 27, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 19, 2024
😄 You got me!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 14, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
Thanks Ackyshine
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
😁 This just made my day!
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Juma
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Salma
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 1, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Safiya
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Wande
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 22, 2024
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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George Mallya
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Mchuma
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Nassar
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Mwafirika
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Zakia
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 12, 2024
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Rehema
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Shukuru
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 19, 2023
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Dec 19, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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John Mushi
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
