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Nora Lowassa
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Jul 7, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Shani
Guest
Jul 1, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 6, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Fadhila
Guest
Apr 28, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 18, 2022
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Nashon
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 13, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Ahmed
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Sultan
Guest
Apr 6, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Mar 28, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Rahma
Guest
Mar 25, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Feb 22, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 21, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Ahmed
Guest
Feb 4, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 28, 2022
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Furaha
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jan 20, 2022
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Rashid
Guest
Jan 12, 2022
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Ndoto
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Issa
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Wande
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Mjaka
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Salima
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Josephine
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Nassar
Guest
Nov 9, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Fadhila
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Majid
Guest
Oct 26, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 16, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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John Malisa
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 5, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Oct 5, 2021
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
🤣 Pure genius!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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David Kawawa
Guest
Aug 13, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Aug 13, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 25, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jul 25, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 15, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
