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George Tenga
Guest
Sep 22, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Issack
Guest
Sep 9, 2024
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Sep 8, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Shamsa
Guest
Aug 16, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Mzee
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 26, 2024
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
🤣 This one got me good!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 28, 2024
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
May 21, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 21, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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George Wanjala
Guest
May 17, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Sultan
Guest
May 6, 2024
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Latifa
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Rashid
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Hekima
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Amani
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Sofia
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Wande
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Tambwe
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Issack
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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David Sokoine
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Halima
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Zainab
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 12, 2023
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
