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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 25, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 2, 2024
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 18, 2024
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Aug 10, 2024
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
๐ Iโm dying over here!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
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Rabia
Guest
May 21, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
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Mwanaidha
Guest
May 20, 2024
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
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Makame
Guest
May 15, 2024
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 4, 2024
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
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Leila
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
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Issa
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Sofia
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jan 23, 2024
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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Kahina
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
๐ This made my day!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
๐ This just made my day!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
๐คฃ Pure genius!
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Jabir
Guest
Nov 27, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
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James Kimani
Guest
Nov 3, 2023
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 28, 2023
๐คฃ Sending this now!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
๐ This is too funny!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Zakaria
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
