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Nancy Akumu
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Sep 23, 2024
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Edith Cherotich
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Sep 22, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Sarafina
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Sep 19, 2024
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Tabitha Okumu
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Sep 9, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Nassor
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Aug 10, 2024
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Chiku
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Aug 9, 2024
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Monica Nyalandu
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Aug 3, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Raphael Okoth
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Jul 16, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Safiya
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Jul 13, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Sarafina
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Jul 10, 2024
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Alex Nakitare
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Jul 8, 2024
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Josephine
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Jul 7, 2024
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Hamida
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Jul 4, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Elizabeth Malima
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Jun 30, 2024
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Zakaria
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Jun 17, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Charles Mboje
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Jun 14, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Janet Mwikali
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Jun 8, 2024
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Josephine Nekesa
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May 23, 2024
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Rose Kiwanga
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May 17, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Henry Sokoine
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May 13, 2024
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Diana Mallya
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May 13, 2024
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Elizabeth Mrema
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May 5, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Jane Malecela
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Apr 24, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Michael Onyango
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Apr 23, 2024
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Mgeni
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Apr 5, 2024
😆 This one really got me!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Apr 1, 2024
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Abubakar
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Mar 10, 2024
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Josephine
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Mar 7, 2024
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Halimah
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Mar 2, 2024
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Salum
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Mar 2, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Asha
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Feb 24, 2024
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Christopher Oloo
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Feb 21, 2024
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Margaret Mahiga
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Feb 15, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Jabir
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Feb 13, 2024
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Arifa
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Feb 2, 2024
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Grace Mligo
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Jan 31, 2024
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Hashim
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Jan 20, 2024
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Mjaka
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Jan 20, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Grace Wairimu
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Jan 12, 2024
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Shani
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Jan 10, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Michael Onyango
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Jan 10, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Sarah Karani
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Dec 20, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Wilson Ombati
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Dec 14, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Mwajuma
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Nov 30, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Kiza
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Khatib
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Nov 2, 2023
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Carol Nyakio
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Nov 1, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Jaffar
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Oct 28, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Warda
Guest
Oct 24, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Nancy Komba
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Oct 22, 2023
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 8, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
