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Elizabeth Mrope
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Sep 22, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Joseph Kawawa
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Sep 12, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 6, 2024
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Moses Mwita
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Aug 21, 2024
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Aug 17, 2024
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 12, 2024
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Nuru
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 27, 2024
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 25, 2024
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Zubeida
Guest
May 22, 2024
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 16, 2024
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
May 16, 2024
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 11, 2024
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 5, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Raha
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
😂 So funny!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 1, 2024
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
😅 I needed that!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Zubeida
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
😄 What a joke!
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Daudi
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Kijakazi
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Daudi
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
😄 Nailed it!
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Nov 17, 2023
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Mwagonda
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 1, 2023
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Mwakisu
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Hekima
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 24, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 17, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
