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Kazija
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Sep 15, 2024
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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James Kawawa
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Aug 27, 2024
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Wande
Guest
Aug 23, 2024
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 22, 2024
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 20, 2024
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Asha
Guest
Aug 19, 2024
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Halimah
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 26, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Abubakari
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
😄 Too good!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
😂 I’m dying!
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Hamida
Guest
May 20, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Hashim
Guest
May 18, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 18, 2024
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 11, 2024
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 9, 2024
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Mhina
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 1, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Asha
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Mwajabu
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
😁 This just made my day!
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Mchawi
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 24, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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John Mushi
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Chum
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Leila
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Maida
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
