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Samuel Were
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Sep 16, 2024
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Sep 16, 2024
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 11, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Stephen Mushi
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Aug 13, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Jul 22, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Omari
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 16, 2024
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Zubeida
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
May 26, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 17, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Jaffar
Guest
May 17, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
May 11, 2024
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 6, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 5, 2024
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Ndoto
Guest
May 4, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Moses Mwita
Guest
May 2, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Bakari
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Zuhura
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mwajabu
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Farida
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
😂 So funny!
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Maida
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Mhina
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
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Mwanais
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
😄 Too good!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Aziza
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Zakaria
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
😆 Still cracking up!
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Mchuma
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Juma
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Furaha
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
