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Stephen Amollo
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Sep 25, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Sep 20, 2024
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Sep 18, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 10, 2024
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Abdullah
Guest
Sep 3, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Mohamed
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Shabani
Guest
Aug 4, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Salima
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Shani
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 11, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Chiku
Guest
May 28, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Michael Onyango
Guest
May 23, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Maneno
Guest
May 22, 2024
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 21, 2024
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Jabir
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Abdillah
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
😁 This made my day!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Warda
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Maimuna
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jan 5, 2024
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Yusra
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Halimah
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Nov 3, 2023
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 1, 2023
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Kazija
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Mashaka
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
