Short Answer: Fry-day! ๐
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! ๐๐ฅ
Short Answer: Fry-day! ๐
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! ๐๐ฅ
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๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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๐ I need to save this one forever!
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John Kamande (Guest) on December 27, 2023
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๐ What a joke!
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๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
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