Why did the pony get detention?
Why did the π¦ get detention? π€ It couldn't resist horsing around! ππ...
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
π΅οΈββοΈ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a π with no π...
Whereβs a wallβs favorite place to meet his friends?
π§±Where's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?π§± Hint: It's a spot where t...
What did the carrot say to the mushroom?
π₯: Hey mushroom, what's your favorite song by The Beat-les? π: I'm a "Fun Guy"! ...
What did the teacher do at the beach?
π What did the teacher do at the beach? ποΈ She had a whale of a time, teaching t...
What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! βοΈπ½οΈ...
What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineβs Day?
πΉ Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On ...
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the π cross the π£οΈ? Spooky surprise or just to catch up with his funny b...
How long should an elephantβs legs be?
π How long should an elephantβs legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground wi...
Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?
π Beware, my friend, of playing sly games with a snake! It'll hiss and slither, ...
Why did the book join the police force?
π Why did the book join the police force? π Because it wanted to catch all the "...
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? π Because you don't want to press ...
Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
In a world of monsters and mishaps, π§ββοΈ stumbled and felt quite blue. Who, oh w...
What makes a skeleton laugh?
𦴠What tickles a skeletonβs funny bone? π€£...
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"What's shakin', π§²? I'm stickin' around!" π...
Whatβs bigger than an elephant, but doesnβt weigh anything?
ππͺοΈ What's bigger than an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything? It's a πdream! I...
What does a skeleton order for dinner?
πππ What does a π order for dinner?...
Whatβs the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
π What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? π It's got letters that jingle,...
Whatβs a rabbitβs favorite kind of music?
ππΆ Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! πΆ What's a rabbit's fav ki...
What kind of music do mummies like best?
π΅What kind of music do mummies adore? With their bandages tight, they groove and...
Why was six afraid of seven?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? π± Because 7 ate 9! ππ½οΈ...
What is a topβs favorite ride at the amusement park?
π’ What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At t...
Whatβs black and white over and over again?
πΌ I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! πΊ π¦ With stripes or furry sp...
Why was the math book always worried?
Why was the math book always worried? πβπ’π€...
Which is faster, heat or cold?
π₯ "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? π€ Prepare to be...
What lights up a stadium?
I'm a dazzling star, you can't resist my glow! π What am I, making a stadium's n...
Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig π¦β¨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To fi...
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite fruit?
π» "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" π asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I ...
What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
π₯ "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" π₯...
What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
What did the monster ask his sweetheart? π€πΉβ€οΈ...
Where do baby pens spend their day?
ποΈ Where do baby pens spend their day? π€ They have a "write" of passage to the π«...
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
π§ββοΈβοΈ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly ...