What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 23, 2024

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 15, 2024

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Amir (Guest) on September 9, 2024

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 1, 2024

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Nyota (Guest) on August 17, 2024

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 15, 2024

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Arifa (Guest) on August 11, 2024

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 11, 2024

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 9, 2024

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

James Mduma (Guest) on August 5, 2024

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 3, 2024

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 27, 2024

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Saidi (Guest) on July 19, 2024

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 2, 2024

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 30, 2024

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 20, 2024

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 19, 2024

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 13, 2024

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 10, 2024

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Bahati (Guest) on June 9, 2024

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Zakaria (Guest) on June 6, 2024

😂 This is too funny!

Neema (Guest) on June 3, 2024

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 15, 2024

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 29, 2024

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 13, 2024

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 1, 2024

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 26, 2024

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 20, 2024

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Sultan (Guest) on March 17, 2024

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 6, 2024

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

John Malisa (Guest) on March 2, 2024

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 27, 2024

🤣 Sending this now!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 13, 2024

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 12, 2024

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 11, 2024

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 9, 2024

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 3, 2024

😆 Totally hilarious!

Umi (Guest) on January 26, 2024

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Mgeni (Guest) on January 10, 2024

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Mhina (Guest) on January 3, 2024

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Saidi (Guest) on January 2, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 15, 2023

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Josephine (Guest) on December 11, 2023

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 11, 2023

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 9, 2023

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

James Kawawa (Guest) on December 5, 2023

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 5, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 19, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Hashim (Guest) on November 18, 2023

😃 Instant mood boost!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 17, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 14, 2023

🤣 This joke is too good!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 13, 2023

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 7, 2023

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 2, 2023

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Faiza (Guest) on October 31, 2023

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 22, 2023

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Raha (Guest) on October 1, 2023

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 19, 2023

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Faiza (Guest) on September 11, 2023

😁 Added to my favorites!

Umi (Guest) on September 10, 2023

😅 I needed that!