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Ramadhan
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Sep 13, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Sep 6, 2024
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Sep 3, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Yusuf
Guest
Aug 2, 2024
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Juma
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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George Mallya
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
May 27, 2024
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Sekela
Guest
May 26, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Mchuma
Guest
May 14, 2024
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Binti
Guest
May 10, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Husna
Guest
May 9, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Hashim
Guest
May 7, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 5, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
May 4, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Zawadi
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Chum
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Irene Makena
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Omar
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Mwakisu
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Binti
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Hekima
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Salima
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Nchi
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Chris Okello
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Nov 27, 2023
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Ndoto
Guest
Oct 24, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 24, 2023
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Yusuf
Guest
Oct 12, 2023
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Amina
Guest
Oct 6, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Zainab
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
