Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Aug 23, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Mwalimu
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Aug 14, 2024
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Andrew Mchome
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Aug 3, 2024
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Edward Lowassa
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Aug 3, 2024
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Mariam Hassan
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Aug 2, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Alice Mwikali
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Aug 1, 2024
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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John Mwangi
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Jul 27, 2024
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Daniel Obura
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Jul 17, 2024
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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John Mushi
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Jul 16, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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David Musyoka
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Jul 11, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Moses Mwita
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Jul 6, 2024
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Peter Otieno
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Jul 1, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Agnes Njeri
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Jun 30, 2024
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Henry Sokoine
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Jun 28, 2024
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Joseph Kitine
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Jun 16, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Mwanakhamis
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Jun 6, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Sarah Achieng
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Jun 3, 2024
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Janet Wambura
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May 29, 2024
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Zakaria
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May 28, 2024
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Issa
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May 14, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Maneno
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May 8, 2024
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Lucy Kimotho
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Apr 29, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Asha
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Shani
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Apr 13, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Muslima
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Apr 10, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Robert Ndunguru
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Apr 10, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Chris Okello
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Mar 25, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Charles Mrope
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Mar 24, 2024
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Mar 13, 2024
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Monica Lissu
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Mar 11, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Elizabeth Malima
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Mar 10, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Habiba
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Mar 9, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Zakia
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Mar 5, 2024
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Zakaria
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Feb 22, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Yahya
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Feb 20, 2024
😄 You got me good!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Feb 13, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Maida
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Feb 10, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Maimuna
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Jan 31, 2024
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Robert Okello
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Jan 30, 2024
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Bernard Oduor
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Jan 25, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Omari
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Jan 23, 2024
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Anna Sumari
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Jan 17, 2024
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Josephine Nduta
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Jan 9, 2024
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Amani
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Jan 3, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Yahya
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Dec 20, 2023
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Omari
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Dec 18, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Sharifa
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Dec 12, 2023
😁 This is gold!
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Esther Nyambura
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Dec 8, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Salma
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Dec 5, 2023
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Rose Kiwanga
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Dec 5, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Sharifa
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Dec 2, 2023
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Zuhura
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Nov 30, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Hellen Nduta
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Nov 18, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Athumani
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Nov 6, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Sofia
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Nov 1, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Maulid
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Nov 1, 2023
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Nashon
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Oct 26, 2023
😂 Gotta save this!
