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Abubakari
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Sep 19, 2024
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Yusra
Guest
Sep 17, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Abubakar
Guest
Sep 13, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 12, 2024
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 8, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Sep 5, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Hekima
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Chum
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Mustafa
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Khatib
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
😁 This made my day!
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George Mallya
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Amina
Guest
May 31, 2024
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Rahim
Guest
May 28, 2024
🤣 Pure genius!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 23, 2024
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Shamim
Guest
May 17, 2024
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 10, 2024
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 8, 2024
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Charles Mchome
Guest
May 3, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Binti
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Tambwe
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Saidi
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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John Malisa
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 12, 2024
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Salma
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Salma
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
