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Esther Cheruiyot
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Sep 22, 2024
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Aziza
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Sep 13, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Shamsa
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Sep 6, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Linda Karimi
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Aug 27, 2024
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Sofia
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Aug 26, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Yusra
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Aug 25, 2024
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Wilson Ombati
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Aug 21, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Aug 18, 2024
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Wilson Ombati
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Aug 11, 2024
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 2, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Sultan
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Aug 1, 2024
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Makame
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Jul 29, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 25, 2024
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Hassan
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 6, 2024
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Omari
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Masika
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 27, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Shamsa
Guest
May 19, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 14, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Michael Onyango
Guest
May 11, 2024
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 10, 2024
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 8, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Raha
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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David Kawawa
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Omari
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Athumani
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 22, 2024
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
😆 This one really got me!
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Mohamed
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Feb 20, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Salma
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Peter Mwambui
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Jan 12, 2024
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 6, 2024
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
