Why are there fences around cemeteries?

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 18, 2024

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 15, 2024

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Zuhura (Guest) on August 27, 2024

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Hawa (Guest) on August 23, 2024

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 18, 2024

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Ali (Guest) on August 16, 2024

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 12, 2024

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 8, 2024

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 28, 2024

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 28, 2024

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Halima (Guest) on July 20, 2024

😂 I’m saving this one!

Sekela (Guest) on July 14, 2024

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Kiza (Guest) on July 9, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 25, 2024

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 14, 2024

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Amina (Guest) on June 12, 2024

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Salum (Guest) on June 12, 2024

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 8, 2024

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 22, 2024

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 21, 2024

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Kheri (Guest) on May 16, 2024

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 11, 2024

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 11, 2024

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Shabani (Guest) on May 3, 2024

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 26, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 23, 2024

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Abdullah (Guest) on April 23, 2024

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 15, 2024

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Shamim (Guest) on April 13, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 1, 2024

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 27, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 26, 2024

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 21, 2024

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Maimuna (Guest) on March 20, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 18, 2024

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 11, 2024

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 11, 2024

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 7, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Chum (Guest) on February 28, 2024

😄 Too good!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 31, 2024

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Khadija (Guest) on January 30, 2024

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Latifa (Guest) on January 27, 2024

😂 This is a keeper!

Yahya (Guest) on January 16, 2024

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Umi (Guest) on January 7, 2024

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 2, 2024

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 31, 2023

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Neema (Guest) on December 30, 2023

😄 You got me!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 25, 2023

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 23, 2023

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

John Kamande (Guest) on December 22, 2023

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 11, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 26, 2023

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Bahati (Guest) on November 26, 2023

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Anna Malela (Guest) on November 6, 2023

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Nyota (Guest) on October 30, 2023

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 29, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Aziza (Guest) on October 27, 2023

😄 Perfect joke!

Amir (Guest) on October 25, 2023

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 14, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Salma (Guest) on September 26, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰