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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Sep 17, 2024
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
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Monica Nyalandu
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Aug 29, 2024
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Selemani
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Aug 20, 2024
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Asha
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Jul 23, 2024
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
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Victor Kamau
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Jul 21, 2024
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Kazija
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Jul 19, 2024
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 16, 2024
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Abubakari
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 14, 2024
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
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James Mduma
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Jul 7, 2024
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Alex Nyamweya
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Jun 7, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 30, 2024
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
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Nasra
Guest
May 27, 2024
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
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Zawadi
Guest
May 19, 2024
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 11, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐
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Nassar
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
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Maimuna
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 9, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
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Catherine Naliaka
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Apr 9, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
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Arifa
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 13, 2024
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
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Ramadhan
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 12, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
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Umi
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
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Neema
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
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David Nyerere
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
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John Mwangi
Guest
Oct 27, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
๐ This is pure brilliance!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 17, 2023
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
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Kassim
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
