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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Sep 17, 2024
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Selemani
Guest
Aug 20, 2024
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Asha
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 16, 2024
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Abubakari
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 14, 2024
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 7, 2024
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 30, 2024
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Nasra
Guest
May 27, 2024
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Zawadi
Guest
May 19, 2024
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 11, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Nassar
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Maimuna
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 9, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 9, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Arifa
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 13, 2024
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Ramadhan
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 12, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Neema
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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David Nyerere
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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John Mwangi
Guest
Oct 27, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 17, 2023
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Kassim
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
