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Fredrick Mutiso
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Sep 15, 2024
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 14, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Paul Kamau
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Aug 17, 2024
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Omari
Guest
Aug 7, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Ann Awino
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Jul 30, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
Thanks Ackyshine
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Sarafina
Guest
May 30, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Patrick Akech
Guest
May 26, 2024
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 6, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Yusra
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
😁 This just made my day!
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Omari
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Nuru
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
🤣 Pure genius!
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Salima
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Salma
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Mwagonda
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Hashim
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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John Kamande
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Maida
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Oct 12, 2023
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Neema
Guest
Oct 8, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
😂 I’m dying!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 9, 2023
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Aug 25, 2023
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 17, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Aug 8, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Aug 5, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Zakaria
Guest
Aug 4, 2023
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 1, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 1, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 30, 2023
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Furaha
Guest
Jul 26, 2023
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 22, 2023
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
