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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 18, 2024
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 18, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Amir
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 27, 2024
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Omari
Guest
May 23, 2024
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Mchawi
Guest
May 15, 2024
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 14, 2024
😆 This one really got me!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 10, 2024
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Binti
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Salima
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 19, 2023
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Chum
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 15, 2023
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Majid
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Farida
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 1, 2023
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Salima
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Makame
Guest
Sep 24, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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John Kamande
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 5, 2023
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Sep 2, 2023
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 14, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 2, 2023
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 1, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jul 29, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
