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Ali
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Sep 16, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Aug 21, 2024
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
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Lucy Mahiga
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Aug 18, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
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Leila
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Aug 14, 2024
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
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John Malisa
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Aug 5, 2024
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
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Stephen Kangethe
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Aug 5, 2024
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
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Michael Onyango
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Aug 4, 2024
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
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Furaha
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Jul 27, 2024
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
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Diana Mallya
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Jul 27, 2024
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
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Abubakar
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
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Warda
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
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Francis Mtangi
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Jul 16, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
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Rahma
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
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Alice Mwikali
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Jul 10, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jul 7, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
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Mary Kidata
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Jun 21, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
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Azima
Guest
Jun 18, 2024
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π
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Zulekha
Guest
May 30, 2024
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
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Arifa
Guest
May 15, 2024
π Sharing right away!
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Zakaria
Guest
May 14, 2024
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
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Wande
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
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Omari
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
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Zawadi
Guest
Apr 1, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
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Daudi
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
π€£ This joke is too good!
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Rukia
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Oct 28, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
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Majid
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
