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Ann Awino
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Nov 7, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Maida
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Chiku
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Mashaka
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Oct 20, 2016
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
😂 So funny!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Selemani
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
😁 This made my day!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Farida
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Sep 18, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Nassar
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Mustafa
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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James Kawawa
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Mwanais
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 29, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Azima
Guest
May 18, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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David Musyoka
Guest
May 9, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
May 7, 2016
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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David Kawawa
Guest
May 6, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 3, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Omari
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Selemani
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Bakari
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Amani
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Rubea
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Neema
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Chiku
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
