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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Jamila
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Wande
Guest
Sep 18, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Mchuma
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Rashid
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
😂 So funny!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 1, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Kiza
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Kiza
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Mhina
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
May 30, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 29, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Nasra
Guest
May 24, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
May 23, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
May 22, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
May 20, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Asha
Guest
May 16, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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George Mallya
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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John Malisa
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
😂 I’m dying!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jan 21, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Farida
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Asha
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mwafirika
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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John Mushi
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Faiza
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
