Where did the king keep his army?

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 25, 2024

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Shukuru (Guest) on September 20, 2024

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 19, 2024

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 18, 2024

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 17, 2024

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 10, 2024

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 2, 2024

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Hashim (Guest) on August 28, 2024

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 27, 2024

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Issack (Guest) on August 26, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 13, 2024

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 12, 2024

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Halima (Guest) on July 27, 2024

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Zawadi (Guest) on July 15, 2024

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 4, 2024

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Sarafina (Guest) on July 4, 2024

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Ali (Guest) on July 2, 2024

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 30, 2024

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Aziza (Guest) on June 19, 2024

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

James Mduma (Guest) on June 12, 2024

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 31, 2024

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 28, 2024

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 23, 2024

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 13, 2024

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Rashid (Guest) on May 11, 2024

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Hekima (Guest) on May 9, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 8, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Ndoto (Guest) on May 2, 2024

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Masika (Guest) on April 6, 2024

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 3, 2024

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Zuhura (Guest) on April 2, 2024

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 1, 2024

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Nahida (Guest) on March 30, 2024

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Nasra (Guest) on March 23, 2024

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Sarafina (Guest) on February 17, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 2, 2024

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 1, 2024

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 1, 2024

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 31, 2024

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 25, 2024

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 23, 2024

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 22, 2024

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Halimah (Guest) on January 22, 2024

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Ibrahim (Guest) on January 12, 2024

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 5, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 30, 2023

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 22, 2023

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 5, 2023

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 4, 2023

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Rahim (Guest) on November 21, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Mwanais (Guest) on November 18, 2023

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Maneno (Guest) on November 16, 2023

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 13, 2023

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 31, 2023

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 25, 2023

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 24, 2023

😂 This is a keeper!

Halimah (Guest) on October 23, 2023

😆 That punchline!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 21, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 18, 2023

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 16, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜