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Mwalimu
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Sep 24, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Joseph Kitine
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Sep 21, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Lucy Wangui
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Sep 8, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Athumani
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Aug 31, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Ndoto
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Aug 28, 2024
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Victor Malima
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Aug 24, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Halima
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Aug 23, 2024
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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John Mushi
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Jul 31, 2024
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Amani
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Agnes Njeri
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Jul 16, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Hawa
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Khamis
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Jul 14, 2024
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Henry Mollel
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Jun 28, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Mary Mrope
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Jun 21, 2024
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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David Kawawa
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Jun 16, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Jun 7, 2024
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Jun 4, 2024
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Jane Malecela
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May 20, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 14, 2024
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
May 9, 2024
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Nancy Komba
Guest
May 2, 2024
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Lucy Wangui
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Apr 21, 2024
😂 This is too funny!
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Charles Mrope
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Apr 18, 2024
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Joyce Aoko
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Apr 18, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Nancy Komba
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Apr 3, 2024
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Apr 1, 2024
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
😅 I needed that!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Susan Wangari
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Mar 9, 2024
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Farida
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Mwakisu
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Jan 29, 2024
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Nora Lowassa
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Jan 13, 2024
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Dec 26, 2023
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Ramadhan
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Dec 20, 2023
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Hellen Nduta
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Dec 17, 2023
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Patrick Kidata
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Dec 14, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Carol Nyakio
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Dec 6, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Miriam Mchome
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Dec 6, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Charles Mboje
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Dec 5, 2023
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Ann Wambui
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Dec 2, 2023
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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David Sokoine
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Nov 11, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Mwanais
Guest
Nov 3, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
