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What do you have in December that you donโ€™t have in any other month?

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Answer: Santa Claus ๐ŸŽ…

Explanation: In December, we have the delightful presence of Santa Claus, who magically appears with his sleigh and reindeer to bring joy and gifts to everyone. No other month can boast of having this jolly old fellow spreading cheer and laughter! ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‰

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Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 20, 2018

I love sleep because itโ€™s like a time machine to breakfast. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿฅž

Furaha (Guest) on January 9, 2018

I had my patience tested. Iโ€™m negative. ๐Ÿ˜‚โณ

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 1, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿคฒ

Sofia (Guest) on December 25, 2017

๐Ÿ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 24, 2017

Iโ€™m reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโ€™s impossible to put down! ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ˜†

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 15, 2017

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐Ÿฆ‰๐ŸŽฉ

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 9, 2017

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Jamal (Guest) on December 7, 2017

I like long walksโ€”especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‹

Abubakari (Guest) on December 6, 2017

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโ€™s my tractor? ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 28, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿคฃ

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 23, 2017

I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโ€™m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ›Œ

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 12, 2017

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ฌ

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 6, 2017

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite letter? You think itโ€™s R, but it be the C! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ

Sarafina (Guest) on November 2, 2017

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซ

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 2, 2017

Why donโ€™t koalas count as bears? They donโ€™t have the koalifications! ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ“

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 30, 2017

๐Ÿ˜… Iโ€™m still cracking up!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 14, 2017

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโ€™re innocent.' ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ˜…

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 9, 2017

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโ€™t know Y. ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿค”

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 3, 2017

Why donโ€™t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโ€™re so good at it! ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒณ

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 16, 2017

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘‹

Ahmed (Guest) on September 13, 2017

Whatโ€™s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐ŸŽค

Azima (Guest) on September 11, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜…

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 1, 2017

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ“

Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 24, 2017

This joke deserves an award! ๐Ÿ†

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 20, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐Ÿ“Œ

Zainab (Guest) on August 14, 2017

I would lose weight, but I donโ€™t like losing. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Salma (Guest) on August 1, 2017

Whatโ€™s a snakeโ€™s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“š

Chum (Guest) on July 18, 2017

Why donโ€™t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Omar (Guest) on July 16, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐Ÿ’ตโ„๏ธ

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 9, 2017

This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Umi (Guest) on July 1, 2017

Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ˜†

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 28, 2017

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐ŸŒ‹โค๏ธ

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 18, 2017

Why donโ€™t you write with a broken pencil? Because itโ€™s pointless! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 10, 2017

Iโ€™m writing a book. Iโ€™ve got the page numbers done. ๐Ÿ“šโœ๏ธ

Zulekha (Guest) on May 31, 2017

Iโ€™m not overweight. Iโ€™m just under-tall. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค

Saidi (Guest) on May 7, 2017

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost 15 days. ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ”

James Malima (Guest) on May 1, 2017

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Sofia (Guest) on April 22, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโ€™m gaining weight. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“

Safiya (Guest) on April 19, 2017

I donโ€™t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Biashara (Guest) on April 17, 2017

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ–๏ธ

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 14, 2017

Classic! Iโ€™m still laughing! ๐Ÿ˜„

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 9, 2017

Sorry, I canโ€™t come to the phone right now. Iโ€™m busy being fabulous. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 7, 2017

Iโ€™m on a whiskey diet. Iโ€™ve lost three days already. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ˜‚

Aziza (Guest) on April 2, 2017

I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโ€™s no app to keep track of them. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜†

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 23, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐Ÿ˜„

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 15, 2017

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐Ÿ˜ด

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 11, 2017

๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m bookmarking this for later!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 27, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿงญ

Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 13, 2017

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐Ÿšš๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Mwalimu (Guest) on February 13, 2017

๐Ÿ˜† That punchline was epic!

Mhina (Guest) on February 10, 2017

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜ด

Ndoto (Guest) on January 18, 2017

I canโ€™t brain today. I has the dumb. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿคฏ

Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 17, 2017

This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Shamim (Guest) on January 13, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ

Juma (Guest) on January 11, 2017

Iโ€™m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜†

Ndoto (Guest) on December 31, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ“š

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 25, 2016

Iโ€™m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost two days. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Athumani (Guest) on December 4, 2016

If stress burned calories, Iโ€™d be a supermodel. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜…

Tabu (Guest) on December 1, 2016

Why donโ€™t some fish play piano? Because you canโ€™t tuna fish! ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŽน

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 27, 2016

I love you more than coffee, but please donโ€™t make me prove it. โ˜•โค๏ธ

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