Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?

John Lissu (Guest) on September 25, 2024

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Latifa (Guest) on September 20, 2024

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 18, 2024

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 15, 2024

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 17, 2024

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 13, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Rashid (Guest) on August 12, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

George Mallya (Guest) on August 3, 2024

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

George Tenga (Guest) on July 29, 2024

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 28, 2024

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Raha (Guest) on July 28, 2024

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

George Tenga (Guest) on July 18, 2024

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 16, 2024

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Asha (Guest) on July 14, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

James Mduma (Guest) on July 13, 2024

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Masika (Guest) on June 21, 2024

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Habiba (Guest) on June 11, 2024

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mariam (Guest) on May 27, 2024

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Baridi (Guest) on May 25, 2024

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 22, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 17, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Amani (Guest) on April 21, 2024

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Zakaria (Guest) on April 16, 2024

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mwakisu (Guest) on April 4, 2024

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 31, 2024

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Shamim (Guest) on March 23, 2024

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 9, 2024

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 4, 2024

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Wande (Guest) on March 1, 2024

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Bakari (Guest) on February 29, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Mohamed (Guest) on February 22, 2024

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Kahina (Guest) on February 16, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 27, 2024

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 26, 2024

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Fatuma (Guest) on January 20, 2024

😂 Gotta save this!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 19, 2024

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 16, 2024

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 10, 2024

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 29, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 20, 2023

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 16, 2023

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Shamim (Guest) on December 12, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Rashid (Guest) on December 8, 2023

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Mazrui (Guest) on December 5, 2023

😂 This is too funny!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 2, 2023

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Mzee (Guest) on November 30, 2023

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 23, 2023

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 22, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 14, 2023

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 5, 2023

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Faiza (Guest) on November 1, 2023

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Maulid (Guest) on October 26, 2023

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 24, 2023

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 22, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 19, 2023

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 14, 2023

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 7, 2023

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 30, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 27, 2023

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 18, 2023

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣