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John Lissu
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May 8, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 7, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 1, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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James Mduma
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Abubakar
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 8, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 28, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Khatib
Guest
Feb 28, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Hassan
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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James Kimani
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Zakaria
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Chiku
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Anna Malela
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Chum
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Halima
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Hassan
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Azima
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 7, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 20, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
May 26, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
May 19, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
