Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 25, 2024

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Makame (Guest) on September 10, 2024

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Sharifa (Guest) on August 26, 2024

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Nashon (Guest) on August 14, 2024

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 2, 2024

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 23, 2024

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Fadhili (Guest) on July 21, 2024

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Shani (Guest) on July 7, 2024

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 28, 2024

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 27, 2024

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 23, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 16, 2024

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Furaha (Guest) on May 30, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 30, 2024

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 25, 2024

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 22, 2024

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 14, 2024

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 14, 2024

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 6, 2024

😁 This just made my day!

Shabani (Guest) on May 2, 2024

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 14, 2024

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Sultan (Guest) on April 7, 2024

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

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😂 Sharing right away!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 5, 2024

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Farida (Guest) on April 4, 2024

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Tabu (Guest) on March 30, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 29, 2024

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Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 22, 2024

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 21, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Sarafina (Guest) on March 9, 2024

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Yusra (Guest) on March 9, 2024

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 3, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 22, 2024

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 16, 2024

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Rahim (Guest) on February 9, 2024

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 7, 2024

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Mariam (Guest) on January 28, 2024

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 26, 2024

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Masika (Guest) on January 25, 2024

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 21, 2024

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 10, 2024

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 9, 2024

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 5, 2024

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 26, 2023

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 19, 2023

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 30, 2023

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 21, 2023

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 20, 2023

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Ali (Guest) on November 18, 2023

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 16, 2023

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 12, 2023

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Mwajuma (Guest) on November 12, 2023

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 26, 2023

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 26, 2023

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 14, 2023

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Latifa (Guest) on October 5, 2023

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 18, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 13, 2023

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 13, 2023

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 11, 2023

😆 I’m dying over here!