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Irene Akoth
Guest
Sep 24, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Sep 24, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 4, 2024
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Aug 6, 2024
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
π This is pure brilliance!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
π Iβm dying!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 11, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Amina
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 29, 2024
π€£ This one got me good!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 28, 2024
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
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Jamal
Guest
May 27, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 19, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
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Sumaya
Guest
May 12, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
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Rukia
Guest
May 9, 2024
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 8, 2024
π Mood instantly lifted!
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Sultan
Guest
May 6, 2024
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
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Rabia
Guest
May 6, 2024
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 6, 2024
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
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Fadhili
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 1, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
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Maneno
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
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Mzee
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
π Pure comedy gold!
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Binti
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
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Ali
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
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Binti
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
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David Sokoine
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 5, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
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Ndoto
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
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Kiza
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
π Nailed it!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 17, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨