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What does a skeleton order for dinner?

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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A bone-appetit special: Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Explanation: When a skeleton orders dinner, it would naturally choose spare ribs because, well, it's made of bones! This play on words adds a humorous twist by combining the concept of a skeleton's food preference with the name of a popular dish. The skeleton's order for spare ribs perfectly matches its skeletal anatomy, making it a fun and amusing choice for dinner. The use of the 💀 emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation for the skeleton's preference.

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