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Nora Kidata
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Sep 5, 2024
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Joyce Mussa
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Aug 24, 2024
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Stephen Amollo
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Aug 20, 2024
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Shukuru
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Aug 19, 2024
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Maimuna
Guest
Aug 6, 2024
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 6, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 4, 2024
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Wande
Guest
Aug 2, 2024
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Aug 2, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Maida
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Athumani
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Jul 7, 2024
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Jabir
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 25, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Hamida
Guest
May 14, 2024
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Halimah
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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David Ochieng
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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George Tenga
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Nasra
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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John Kamande
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Feb 24, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Maida
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Nassar
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Salum
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Mtumwa
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Sharifa
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Rahma
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Zuhura
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Ramadhan
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Nov 27, 2023
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
