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Betty Kimaro
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Mar 14, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Sultan
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Feb 18, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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George Mallya
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Maneno
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jan 3, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Amina
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 9, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 10, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Oct 30, 2018
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Jamila
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Sep 4, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 4, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Salum
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Warda
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Mwanais
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Arifa
Guest
May 25, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
May 17, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Shamim
Guest
May 8, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
May 2, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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John Mushi
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Nuru
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Shukuru
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
