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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 11, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Yusuf
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Salma
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Ann Awino
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Dec 13, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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David Kawawa
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Nov 10, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Yusra
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Sep 4, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
😂 So funny!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Maulid
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Fadhili
Guest
May 23, 2018
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 4, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Makame
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Maimuna
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Josephine
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Mtumwa
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Apr 2, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Sumaya
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 8, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Ann Awino
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
