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Monica Nyalandu
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Sep 24, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 24, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Faiza
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Sep 19, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Sep 16, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Edward Lowassa
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Sep 7, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Athumani
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 22, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 12, 2024
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Mwafirika
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Shani
Guest
Aug 7, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Zubeida
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Omari
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Jun 17, 2024
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Maida
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Amina
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 27, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Jane Muthui
Guest
May 4, 2024
🤣 Sending this now!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 3, 2024
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Fikiri
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Kassim
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Shani
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Abubakari
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Baraka
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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James Kimani
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 23, 2024
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 6, 2024
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Halima
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Yusra
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
😄 You got me!
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Rubea
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Salima
Guest
Nov 27, 2023
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Makame
Guest
Nov 27, 2023
😄 You got me good!
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Mjaka
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Husna
Guest
Sep 28, 2023
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Athumani
Guest
Sep 5, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
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Daniel Obura
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Sep 4, 2023
😆 Saving this one!
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Francis Mrope
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Sep 1, 2023
😂 Sharing right away!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
