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Peter Otieno
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Sep 22, 2024
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Raha
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Zuhura
Guest
Aug 25, 2024
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Zakaria
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Aug 6, 2024
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 1, 2024
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 26, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 31, 2024
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Kiza
Guest
May 13, 2024
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Shani
Guest
May 11, 2024
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
May 9, 2024
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 8, 2024
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 13, 2024
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 8, 2024
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Husna
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Baridi
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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George Ndungu
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Yahya
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Furaha
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 12, 2024
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Sultan
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Halimah
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Selemani
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Azima
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Sep 28, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Ann Awino
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Binti
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
