Answer: Shamp-boo! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Explanation: Ghosts use shamp-boo, a spooky shampoo made especially for spectral strands! Since they don't have physical bodies, they don't need regular shampoo like us humans do. Instead, they rely on the magically ghostly powers of shamp-boo to keep their ghostly locks looking fabulous. It's a hair-raising and boo-tiful way to stay clean! ๐ป๐โโ๏ธ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 13, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Chiku (Guest) on October 12, 2018
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Kiza (Guest) on October 11, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 9, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Amani (Guest) on October 9, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 7, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 2, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 27, 2018
๐ Nailed it!
Hassan (Guest) on September 19, 2018
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Omar (Guest) on September 11, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 11, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 10, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 3, 2018
๐ Saving this one!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 23, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Azima (Guest) on August 6, 2018
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Biashara (Guest) on July 20, 2018
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 16, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Yusuf (Guest) on July 2, 2018
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Issack (Guest) on July 1, 2018
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 26, 2018
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Kazija (Guest) on June 22, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Jafari (Guest) on June 22, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Hamida (Guest) on June 21, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 14, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Umi (Guest) on June 14, 2018
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Ramadhan (Guest) on June 13, 2018
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 12, 2018
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Mariam (Guest) on June 12, 2018
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 31, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 28, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 27, 2018
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Mhina (Guest) on May 2, 2018
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Omari (Guest) on April 25, 2018
๐ Gotta save this!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 21, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Mwakisu (Guest) on April 18, 2018
๐ This just made my day!
Salima (Guest) on April 10, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 7, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Nashon (Guest) on April 5, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Irene Makena (Guest) on April 1, 2018
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Issa (Guest) on March 11, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Mchuma (Guest) on March 9, 2018
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 9, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Nchi (Guest) on March 4, 2018
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
George Tenga (Guest) on February 14, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 11, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 19, 2018
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Khalifa (Guest) on January 15, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Zawadi (Guest) on January 2, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 1, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Jamila (Guest) on January 1, 2018
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Rahma (Guest) on December 24, 2017
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 15, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 11, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 6, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Robert Okello (Guest) on December 2, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 25, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 18, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Mashaka (Guest) on November 16, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Yahya (Guest) on November 14, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Mazrui (Guest) on November 13, 2017
๐ Pure comedy gold!