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Janet Sumaye
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Feb 11, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
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Thomas Mtaki
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Feb 9, 2019
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
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Saidi
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Jan 26, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
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Zakaria
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Jan 17, 2019
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
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Maimuna
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
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Issack
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
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Amina
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 19, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
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Samuel Were
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
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Nassar
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 4, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
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Salima
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
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Furaha
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Aug 3, 2018
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! π
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
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Ahmed
Guest
May 11, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 8, 2018
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Apr 26, 2018
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 25, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
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Mchawi
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
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George Tenga
Guest
Mar 19, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 13, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
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Azima
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 28, 2018
π Pure comedy gold!
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Jamal
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
