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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
😁 This is gold!
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Asha
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Nov 15, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Makame
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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James Kimani
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
😆 This one really got me!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
😄 You got me good!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
😄 You got me!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Majid
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Nchi
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 18, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Farida
Guest
Jun 11, 2019
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
😁 This just made my day!
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David Musyoka
Guest
May 25, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Fikiri
Guest
May 13, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 8, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 3, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Mar 31, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 26, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Rashid
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Mustafa
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Bahati
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Feb 20, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Nahida
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Hawa
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Rahma
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
