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Anna Sumari
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Maneno
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Feb 4, 2020
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Aziza
Guest
Jan 27, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Zakaria
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jan 20, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jan 20, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Sultan
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Mashaka
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Biashara
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Maida
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Nahida
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Leila
Guest
Sep 27, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Halimah
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Amina
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Salima
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Kazija
Guest
May 20, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 16, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 8, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 7, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 7, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Kassim
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Abdullah
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Zulekha
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Halima
Guest
Mar 28, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Masika
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Raha
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Mchawi
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
