Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?

Rahma (Guest) on August 29, 2024

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Nassor (Guest) on August 13, 2024

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 10, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 4, 2024

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Mwanais (Guest) on August 2, 2024

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 29, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 22, 2024

😆 That punchline!

Zakaria (Guest) on July 18, 2024

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 17, 2024

😆 I’m dying over here!

Amir (Guest) on July 16, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 14, 2024

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 10, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 5, 2024

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Amir (Guest) on June 22, 2024

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 17, 2024

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Yusra (Guest) on May 26, 2024

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 24, 2024

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 22, 2024

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 16, 2024

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Kazija (Guest) on May 15, 2024

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 3, 2024

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Jamal (Guest) on May 2, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Josephine (Guest) on April 29, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Jafari (Guest) on April 5, 2024

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 4, 2024

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Safiya (Guest) on March 28, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 19, 2024

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Mwanais (Guest) on March 19, 2024

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 5, 2024

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Khatib (Guest) on February 23, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 21, 2024

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Farida (Guest) on February 21, 2024

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 9, 2024

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 9, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 9, 2024

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Khalifa (Guest) on February 7, 2024

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 2, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 1, 2024

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 27, 2024

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 23, 2024

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

James Malima (Guest) on January 9, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Sharifa (Guest) on January 8, 2024

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Mhina (Guest) on December 31, 2023

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 28, 2023

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 22, 2023

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Shabani (Guest) on December 19, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 18, 2023

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Nuru (Guest) on December 15, 2023

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 4, 2023

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Mustafa (Guest) on December 4, 2023

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Omar (Guest) on November 20, 2023

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 14, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 11, 2023

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 4, 2023

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Fadhili (Guest) on October 14, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 10, 2023

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Mohamed (Guest) on October 4, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Maneno (Guest) on September 30, 2023

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Fadhila (Guest) on September 19, 2023

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 17, 2023

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵