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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What runs but never walks?
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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Mary Kidata2024-09-17 22:59:54
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Brian Karanja2024-09-09 21:25:00
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Frank Sokoine2024-09-07 12:44:04
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Paul Ndomba2024-09-07 11:59:12
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Halima2024-08-17 04:49:46
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Sofia2024-08-02 10:10:07
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Edith Cherotich2024-07-26 14:25:30
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Peter Tibaijuka2024-07-24 14:19:57
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Issack2024-07-24 12:25:43
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎
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Kazija2024-07-21 11:19:23
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Martin Otieno2024-07-21 03:22:44
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Betty Akinyi2024-07-15 09:08:06
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Mariam2024-07-13 11:41:34
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mwanajuma2024-07-09 08:30:33
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼
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Hamida2024-07-05 16:48:15
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Alex Nyamweya2024-06-25 09:51:04
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Mwanahawa2024-06-20 08:00:50
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Rose Lowassa2024-06-17 00:51:40
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Linda Karimi2024-06-11 16:19:46
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Charles Mrope2024-06-11 01:05:34
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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