Short Answer: The hairdresser won the race because they knew how to make every strand of hair "run"!
Explanation: The hairdresser won the race because they used their expertise in styling hair to make it look like it was running, giving them an extra boost of speed! ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 18, 2020
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 16, 2020
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 16, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Kheri (Guest) on August 15, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 13, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 5, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 4, 2020
๐ This made my day!
Mwagonda (Guest) on July 29, 2020
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Ali (Guest) on July 20, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Amina (Guest) on July 2, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Mazrui (Guest) on June 20, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Rukia (Guest) on June 19, 2020
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 17, 2020
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 13, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Kazija (Guest) on June 9, 2020
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Athumani (Guest) on June 8, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Shani (Guest) on June 6, 2020
๐ Saving this one!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 6, 2020
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 2, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Sharifa (Guest) on May 30, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Mjaka (Guest) on May 28, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 21, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 16, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 6, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Fadhila (Guest) on April 21, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 11, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Sarafina (Guest) on April 8, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 8, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on April 8, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Bakari (Guest) on April 6, 2020
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Wande (Guest) on March 22, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 21, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 9, 2020
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 8, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Rukia (Guest) on March 8, 2020
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on March 2, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Kiza (Guest) on March 2, 2020
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 29, 2020
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on February 21, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 12, 2020
๐ This is too funny!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 31, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 31, 2020
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 21, 2020
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Mwanais (Guest) on January 19, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 13, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 12, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 10, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 30, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Kazija (Guest) on December 8, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Yusuf (Guest) on December 7, 2019
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Omari (Guest) on November 24, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Sofia (Guest) on November 17, 2019
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Zubeida (Guest) on November 15, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 9, 2019
๐ Still cracking up!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 3, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Abdullah (Guest) on October 21, 2019
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 20, 2019
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 14, 2019
๐ I needed that laugh!
Mwagonda (Guest) on October 11, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Rubea (Guest) on October 7, 2019
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ