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Emily Chepngeno
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Sep 13, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Mwafirika
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Mwanais
Guest
Aug 21, 2021
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 21, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Ann Awino
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Aug 7, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 7, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
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Omar
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 25, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jul 13, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 2, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Ann Awino
Guest
May 29, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
May 22, 2021
😄 You got me good!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 8, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 2, 2021
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Warda
Guest
Apr 28, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mazrui
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Shani
Guest
Apr 15, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Athumani
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 3, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Mazrui
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
🤣 Pure genius!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Shamim
Guest
Mar 1, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 1, 2021
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Feb 17, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Josephine
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Saidi
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Mwajabu
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Tambwe
Guest
Feb 10, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Feb 1, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Ndoto
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Dec 26, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Zakia
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Salma
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Irene Makena
Guest
Dec 8, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 2, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Kiza
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Nov 25, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Mwafirika
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Nov 3, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
