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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 24, 2024
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 22, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Sep 21, 2024
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Mzee
Guest
Sep 18, 2024
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 15, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 12, 2024
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Mustafa
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 21, 2024
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Halimah
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 15, 2024
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Shukuru
Guest
May 6, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 5, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Mhina
Guest
May 2, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Farida
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Maimuna
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Kheri
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Zuhura
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Masika
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
😄 You got me good!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Furaha
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Omari
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Mjaka
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Hashim
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 28, 2023
😆 That punchline was epic!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Ramadhan
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 3, 2023
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
😄 You got me!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Yahya
Guest
Sep 17, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Sumaya
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
