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Mashaka
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Zawadi
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Khatib
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Jafari
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Nahida
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 22, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
😆 That punchline!
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Issa
Guest
Sep 11, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Omari
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Khadija
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Aug 7, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 2, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
😂 Sharing right away!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Chum
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
🤣 This one got me good!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jul 9, 2021
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Sofia
Guest
Jul 7, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Azima
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 24, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Michael Onyango
Guest
May 24, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Mwanaisha
Guest
May 20, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 18, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Zakaria
Guest
May 8, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 3, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 14, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Amani
Guest
Apr 2, 2021
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 11, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Chum
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Fadhila
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Yusuf
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Nashon
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Bakari
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 30, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 29, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Maida
Guest
Jan 14, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 13, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
