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Jane Muthoni
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Nov 27, 2021
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Nov 15, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Rukia
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Oct 4, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 22, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 19, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 15, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Rabia
Guest
Sep 11, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 23, 2021
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 20, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Aug 6, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 6, 2021
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 3, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Nchi
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 10, 2021
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Chum
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Asha
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Zulekha
Guest
Jun 19, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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John Kamande
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 6, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Mwanais
Guest
Jun 6, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Zainab
Guest
May 28, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 25, 2021
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 18, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 16, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Zakia
Guest
May 3, 2021
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Hawa
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Mazrui
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 14, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
😂 Sharing right away!
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Nuru
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 11, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Nassor
Guest
Mar 11, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Mar 5, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Majid
Guest
Mar 3, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
