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James Kimani
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Sep 30, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 20, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Rashid
Guest
Sep 7, 2022
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Nahida
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
🤣 This one got me good!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Aug 18, 2022
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Juma
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 10, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 27, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Majid
Guest
Jul 20, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Omari
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 5, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 14, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 21, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Mjaka
Guest
May 12, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Asha
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
😆 That punchline!
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Ahmed
Guest
Apr 27, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Leila
Guest
Apr 22, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 15, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Bahati
Guest
Apr 13, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 13, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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James Kimani
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 15, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Mar 7, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Salima
Guest
Mar 2, 2022
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Wande
Guest
Feb 16, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Ann Awino
Guest
Feb 7, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Jamila
Guest
Jan 24, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 10, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 2, 2022
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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James Mduma
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 15, 2021
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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David Sokoine
Guest
Nov 12, 2021
😁 This made my day!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 26, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mohamed
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
