What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

John Mushi (Guest) on September 25, 2024

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 25, 2024

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 23, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 2, 2024

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 28, 2024

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 27, 2024

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Chum (Guest) on August 22, 2024

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Safiya (Guest) on August 14, 2024

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 7, 2024

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 2, 2024

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Makame (Guest) on July 27, 2024

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 22, 2024

😆 Saving this one!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 15, 2024

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Rahma (Guest) on July 9, 2024

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 4, 2024

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 29, 2024

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 10, 2024

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 28, 2024

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Jaffar (Guest) on May 24, 2024

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 23, 2024

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Biashara (Guest) on May 21, 2024

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 13, 2024

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Asha (Guest) on May 6, 2024

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 22, 2024

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 17, 2024

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 13, 2024

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

George Mallya (Guest) on April 9, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Husna (Guest) on April 8, 2024

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 8, 2024

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Abdillah (Guest) on April 8, 2024

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 4, 2024

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Shani (Guest) on March 31, 2024

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 30, 2024

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 25, 2024

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 16, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

James Kimani (Guest) on March 8, 2024

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 1, 2024

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Kijakazi (Guest) on February 28, 2024

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Issa (Guest) on February 19, 2024

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Sekela (Guest) on February 19, 2024

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 18, 2024

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Mjaka (Guest) on February 12, 2024

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Fatuma (Guest) on February 6, 2024

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Sumaya (Guest) on February 3, 2024

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 3, 2024

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 1, 2024

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Khadija (Guest) on January 30, 2024

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Rabia (Guest) on January 26, 2024

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 21, 2024

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Jamal (Guest) on January 12, 2024

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 3, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 27, 2023

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Hassan (Guest) on December 22, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Nchi (Guest) on December 14, 2023

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Sarafina (Guest) on December 4, 2023

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Salima (Guest) on December 3, 2023

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Yusuf (Guest) on December 3, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 26, 2023

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 24, 2023

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 15, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊